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Today, my father introduced me to his new girlfriend. She could have passed for my little sister, or even worse, my daughter. FML


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On 01/22/2012 at 4:26pm - love - by Laura (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I'm sorry. I should've told you sooner. Your dad is a pedophile.

#1 - On 01/22/2012 at 7:52pm by TheMaster15

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That would be awkward to be older than your mom.

#2 - On 01/22/2012 at 7:52pm by buddy12127

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