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Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11046) - you deserved it (17816)

On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)

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You seem like a "furry" nice lady

#2 - On 01/21/2012 at 5:59am by kwchambers92

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That would be my problem with getting frisky in the shower, I feel like I'd have to tell them to wait 10 minutes before coming in so I could have time to shave and wash my hair/body. I'd feel awkward other wise.

#6 - On 01/21/2012 at 6:04am by RoseTintMyWorld

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