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Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27288) - you deserved it (12211)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:52am - love - by jobless - Sent from mobile version

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it may be hard for some of you to believe but you CAN have a relationship without sex.

#14 - On 02/20/2009 at 7:18pm by popcorn

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okay, i don't care how many of you are girls and saying he should break up with her. sure..its a little strange, but you don't know what's causing her to wait. maybe it IS because you're not being a man, but if you try that and she still doesn't want to, it could be something a little more serious than she took an abstinence pledge.
jeesh. assholes, I TELL YOU! hahahahaha
but seriously, communication my friend. COMMUNICATION!

#10 - On 02/13/2009 at 4:22pm by Rainbowsareshiny

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