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Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23015) - you deserved it (10366)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:52am - love - by jobless - Sent from mobile version

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Oh, shut up. If you can't stand to be with a girl who has morals, you don't deserve her.

#8 - On 02/09/2009 at 12:49pm by infantrygirl

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A girl I loved (and might be starting to again) isn't particularly religious, but she's still a virgin (she's a good friend of mine and has no reason to lie about this, nor can I easily remember anything she's lied about) and has been going out with her bf for 4 years now. I like her more because of it. Girls with morals aren't a bad thing.

#12 - On 02/18/2009 at 7:52am by Eir

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