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Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28275) - you deserved it (10821)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

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Shit happens

#1 - On 01/16/2012 at 10:11am by bene201

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YDI for dating a dirty bastard.

#5 - On 01/16/2012 at 10:12am by rckstrtmmy

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