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Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32109) - you deserved it (7150)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

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be flattered! at least you have someone. he might be your boss some day...

#1 - On 01/16/2012 at 2:48am by Sweetheart34

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That's an honor. Nerds united!

#2 - On 01/16/2012 at 2:48am by Pelreskovich

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