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Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22694) - you deserved it (5824)

On 01/14/2012 at 9:31am - love - by iheartmorons - United Kingdom (London)

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That's not very romantic... that's kind of rude, actually.

#6 - On 01/14/2012 at 2:02pm by OhHushDear

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Tell him your vagina feels empty since he won't be in it until he realises that it isn't 1950.

#23 - On 01/14/2012 at 2:09pm by DocBastard

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