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Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21653) - you deserved it (2929)

On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

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If he's creeped, he's a loser. If he sang along, MARRY HIM.

#3 - On 12/30/2011 at 6:01am by notsorandomguy

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i want your family

#2 - On 12/30/2011 at 5:59am by rubyjames

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