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Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25253) - you deserved it (16032)

On 12/24/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by Nowajerk (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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She's following a stereotype. But hey, at least now you're fit for all the ladies!

#2 - On 12/25/2011 at 3:21am by HahaHokayThen

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now eat a lot and become "fluffy"

#1 - On 12/25/2011 at 3:21am by heylesha

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