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Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30543) - you deserved it (3163)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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The refills probably costed too much.

#1 - On 12/22/2011 at 9:59am by Carbonation

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Ha that's a good one. I'll have to remember that

#3 - On 12/22/2011 at 10:00am by BeefyQueef

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