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Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36812) - you deserved it (4302)

On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

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I hope you kicked him in the crotch...

#2 - On 12/21/2011 at 10:02am by Regmeister

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Tell him if he doesn't like you the way you are then you don't feel the need to give him any "love"..

#4 - On 12/21/2011 at 10:09am by meganfoxsbitch

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