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Today, I'll be sleeping in my car for umpteenth time this year, because my psychotic wife is again convinced that I'm sleeping with practically every woman in my state. I'm too broke to pay for a divorce, and too embarrassed to go to a friend's house. FML
That sucks! You should just go crazy and accuse her of sleeping with every guy in the state
So just drive around masturbating furiously until you get arrested. At least then you'll get 3 meals and a man to snuggle with.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 22 January 2015