Today, I'll be sleeping in my car for umpteenth time this year, because my psychotic wife is again convinced that I'm sleeping with practically every woman in my state. I'm too broke to pay for a divorce, and too embarrassed to go to a friend's house. FML

by agony / 12/16/2011 at 10:29pm / United States (New York) / Love

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  • That sucks! You should just go crazy and accuse her of sleeping with every guy in the state

    #1 - On 12/17/2011 at 12:28am by Feedmyaddiction5

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  • So just drive around masturbating furiously until you get arrested. At least then you'll get 3 meals and a man to snuggle with.

    #11 - On 12/17/2011 at 12:36am by every1luvsboners

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