Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
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Did you not "wand" it?
#2 - On 12/13/2011 at 10:04am by skinthesnakes
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Screw the necklace, I'd take the wand.
#7 - On 12/13/2011 at 10:06am by apache316
+332 | 6
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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