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Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

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On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Religious nuts anger me. They make for the most frustrating conversation.

#5 - On 12/12/2011 at 5:58am by lysx84

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"Don't think" should be their new motto, imo.

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#1 - On 12/12/2011 at 5:51am by Shadow_Phantom

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