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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29774) - you deserved it (3954)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - love - by PunkChik27 - United States (Ohio)

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Valid reason.

For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.

#2 - On 12/12/2011 at 2:44am by schpanki

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Unfortunately I'm going to have to agree with 1. Especially if the differences extend to bacon!

#4 - On 12/12/2011 at 2:45am by batman_516

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