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Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27927) - you deserved it (3720)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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What? Well you clearly dodged a bullet with that one...

#2 - On 12/11/2011 at 8:59pm by trixy81

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It's unnatural? Oh shit.

#3 - On 12/11/2011 at 8:59pm by rcloca

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