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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24859) - you deserved it (2257)

On 12/11/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Coward.

#1 - On 12/11/2011 at 8:58pm by alvarny

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I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.

#7 - On 12/11/2011 at 9:05pm by ohmandapants

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