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Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25768) - you deserved it (2007)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Theres always room for one more...

#1 - On 12/09/2011 at 6:39pm by LezBiHonest

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god bless your mother

#2 - On 12/09/2011 at 6:40pm by hashnasnne

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