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Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29222) - you deserved it (2592)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Your friends are retarded.

#1 - On 12/09/2011 at 10:02am by jpoole

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How awkward...it's pretty cruel that that is the way they decided to tell you...

#5 - On 12/09/2011 at 10:03am by WCARlover

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