Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
by disappoint / 12/08/2011 at 4:14am / United States (Florida) / Love
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Tell him you would change the size of his penis.
#8 - On 12/08/2011 at 10:10am by Blacksxe
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If the sister gets a new name, she won't be able to date anyone else.
But if you get your bulbous, misshapen, grotesque banana nose fixed, you'll be able to have your choice of many more guys!
#10 - On 12/08/2011 at 10:13am by perdix
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