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Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24622) - you deserved it (2926)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by brittrod - United States

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How rude. ( full house: stephanie tanner voice )

#2 - On 12/05/2011 at 2:39am by ghm1234

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sit on him and eat a double bacon cheeseburger.

#9 - On 12/05/2011 at 2:49am by flockz

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