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Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36892) - you deserved it (2195)

On 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

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Change the locks while hes gone ;)

#2 - On 12/04/2011 at 8:13pm by hbcbmx

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I thought you said "I heard my vibrator in my husbands desk" O.o

#7 - On 12/04/2011 at 8:14pm by Unstoppabl3

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