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Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend". Worst part? I said yes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24836) - you deserved it (23124)

On 12/04/2011 at 3:36am - love - by lifesucksbigtimefuys - United Kingdom (Devon)

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So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.

#2 - On 12/04/2011 at 1:06pm by Wheredidgrungego

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Ah, what we do for love..

#1 - On 12/04/2011 at 1:05pm by ingridpingrid

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