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Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML
Get him a douche for his birthday, it'll suit him well.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 December 2014