Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31111) - you deserved it (3697)
On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)
oops's life also sucksToday, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control…
MB also deserved itToday, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the…
Then will the baby be a slider?
#2 - On 11/30/2011 at 1:04pm by TheRealBrianGrif
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+237 | 7
What a douche bag, pregnant women eat, get over it.
#5 - On 11/30/2011 at 1:06pm by saysayok
+94 | 7
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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