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Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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On 11/27/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Mississippi)

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Tell him it's right next to the toilet, where he will be taking said piss.

#1 - On 11/28/2011 at 2:59am by JinxosGirl87

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At least he didn't say, "Hey I gotta take a shit, where's the shower."

#9 - On 11/28/2011 at 3:10am by fluffy_nuggets

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