Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22106) - you deserved it (3085)
On 11/27/2011 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
davidh5012's life also sucksToday, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
pain also deserved itToday, I learned the hard way that you should never use medical tape to secure gauze over…
At least he tried to be romantic! :)
#4 - On 11/27/2011 at 6:13pm by xShannonxSammyx
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Stupid dog! You make me look bad!
#14 - On 11/27/2011 at 6:17pm by himoonkey
+44 | 8
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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