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Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22070) - you deserved it (3085)

On 11/27/2011 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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At least he tried to be romantic! :)

#4 - On 11/27/2011 at 6:13pm by xShannonxSammyx

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Stupid dog! You make me look bad!

#14 - On 11/27/2011 at 6:17pm by himoonkey

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