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Today, Yahoo personals suggested 2 matches for me, a tranny, as an 87% match, and my own personal ad at only a 76% match. I am not even good enough to date myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14522) - you totally deserved it (856)

On 01/20/2009 at 5:34am - love - by workinman - United States (Arizona)

More FMLs?

f'ed_over's life also sucks

Benji also deserved it

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or you too good for anyyone, even yourself! (:

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 12:52pm by kchalkers

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how the hell do i share my store thing on here?
like how do i add a comment?

#22 - On 03/19/2010 at 8:28pm by buttsexwhore

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#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 5:06am by Punk

i got my ex wife emailed to me as a 100% match by yahoo personals after that i left that service

#3 - On 02/10/2009 at 10:23pm by lilred72

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don't feel bad; the same thing's happened to me :/

#4 - On 02/11/2009 at 5:10pm by lycangrrl

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ROFL...

#5 - On 02/14/2009 at 10:12am by maiden_girl

Today, I listened to the girl I like go on and on about how hot some guy I hate is.

#6 - On 02/15/2009 at 6:09am by jess

maybe you're too good to date yourself.
wait. is that the same thing?

#7 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:10pm by lily

I thought this to be so funny, i texted it to my friend. She thought this was about me. FML

#8 - On 02/22/2009 at 2:38am by zombie

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i literaly pissed myself when i read this the first time..i kept reading it over and over and cracking up to myself in my room at like 2 in teh morning one nite..my parents probably think im going crazy.

#9 - On 03/04/2009 at 11:49pm by xprecious05x

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LMAOOO

#10 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:38am by carlos_oac

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Tranny. LOL

#11 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:27pm by pinkfrenchrose

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what's so terrible about dating a tranny? i dated one for nearly two years... then we broke up because we both wanted the same person... then one of us got the other person... then we hooked up... FML

#12 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:18pm by arby

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That is so funny i cried lol, "im not even good enough to date myself" funniest fuckin thing i have heard in a while. Nice one.

#13 - On 03/16/2009 at 8:22pm by Shapes

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LMFAO! Oh my god. That made my day. FML

#14 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:11pm by DESU123

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HAHAHAHAHA sux 4 yooouuuu

#15 - On 04/04/2009 at 6:37pm by Emmett_Luver_101

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HAHAHAHAHA. Oh wow.

#16 - On 04/11/2009 at 1:27am by JN226

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#3=XD

that rhymes

omg im a poet

now im gonna type up a 1000 word poem on how i love creme soda!








[what im drinking right now is creme soda]

#17 - On 04/14/2009 at 3:28pm by pwnrzero

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That's harsh if trannies don't turn you on.

I would probably go hide in a well for a while.

#18 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:57am by 24788

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It's Yahoo!'s problem. Not yours.

#19 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:42pm by LeCorsaire

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You should leave that site.

#20 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:55am by somethingawesome

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LOL, this just reminded me that I need to go watch the newest episode of Chris Crocker! xD

#21 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:13pm by Music_Peace_1234

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stop bitching and try eharmony

#23 - On 05/11/2010 at 10:19pm by budster1993

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