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Today, I brought my girlfriend over to her first dinner with my family. My gramps spent the entire dinner telling my girlfriend how the Illuminati are plotting to take over the world and use microchips to control everyone. So much for being taken seriously now. FML
If the Illuminati are gonna take over, at least your grandpa will be the most prepared.
Listen to grandpa he is old and wise. You'll be sorry when that shit happens and you didn't take him seriously.
And in any case, this shouldn't affect her opinion of YOU personally...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015