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Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17794) - you deserved it (3968)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

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I'd put the box back. It's probably the corpse of someone's beloved pet.

#8 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:36pm by Boxtop

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Some people have serious issues, man.

#12 - On 03/26/2009 at 6:38pm by anonymous55

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