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Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33216) - you deserved it (2637)

On 11/02/2011 at 9:45pm - love - by lebowski101 - Canada (British Columbia)

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Once a cheater, always a cheater. Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet.

#8 - On 11/03/2011 at 3:50am by aeriexo

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No amount of free cake will distract you from the pain. Stay home and use your credit card irresponsibly; you'll forget about everything

#4 - On 11/03/2011 at 3:45am by Mister_Triangle

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