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Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34103) - you deserved it (5274)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

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... try the Solar System?

#1 - On 11/02/2011 at 6:53pm by DoctorWhooves

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lol thats better than the girl who was paired with her brother lol

#8 - On 11/02/2011 at 6:54pm by slsrox1298

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