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Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26861) - you deserved it (3853)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

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