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Today, my roommates sent a relationship request to my one night stand with my Facebook account. She accepted, and sent me a long message confessing her love for me. I can't remember her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18807) - you deserved it (14156)

On 10/25/2011 at 8:42am - love - by birgz (woman) -

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If you don't remember her, then maybe you can have another one night stand. It'll be like seeing her for the first time. Just ignore all of the proposals for marriage and you'll be fine.

#3 - On 10/25/2011 at 1:04pm by s0m3guy2010

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FYI u have a funny roommate though

#2 - On 10/25/2011 at 1:02pm by choshaki

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