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Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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On 10/24/2011 at 1:04am - love - by ShitHappens - United States

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Anyone who says they haven't taken a call whilst on the loo is full of shit. Lmfao. Or maybe its just me

#3 - On 10/24/2011 at 6:11am by elisabeth1

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Hahah oh well. If he's your boyfriend he should understand you need to use the bathroom.

#1 - On 10/24/2011 at 6:07am by ChantelRenaeee

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