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Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

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On 10/22/2011 at 2:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Why would you suck on his fingers??

#1 - On 10/22/2011 at 6:16am by laurabev

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Dont suck things that have been holding hamsters

#7 - On 10/22/2011 at 6:20am by peete182

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