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Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Your dad is awesome.

#1 - On 10/21/2011 at 11:39pm by SimpleMinds

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Did your boyfriend go home and right a whiny song about it?

#4 - On 10/21/2011 at 11:43pm by speshlk37

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