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Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18364) - you deserved it (8470)

On 10/11/2011 at 9:11pm - love - by Andrew - United States (Florida)

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Take the hint.

#2 - On 10/12/2011 at 2:36am by supimnyancat

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Tell him u need his help in the shower

#4 - On 10/12/2011 at 2:38am by bubblekitty

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