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Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21597) - you deserved it (2281)

On 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by octoberrain - United States (Ohio)

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Aww your sister either A: Thinks you can't get a guy or B: Thinks the guy isn't good enough for you so they can't believe it.. I say screw her and be with who you love...

#2 - On 10/11/2011 at 2:54am by heybuddy2344

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Admit it. He's a homeless guy right?

#6 - On 10/11/2011 at 3:00am by ollie179

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