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Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17520) - you deserved it (1914)

On 10/10/2011 at 7:11pm - love - by crapedup - United States (Alabama)

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Milk solves everything (:

#1 - On 10/11/2011 at 2:51am by jenchen

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Throw cookies back at her? That's how we solve things in my household.

#4 - On 10/11/2011 at 2:58am by robertlovespi

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