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Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32255) - you deserved it (3562)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:44pm - love - by maninpain - Kenya

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That happens to me,even with out a root canal.

#1 - On 10/10/2011 at 7:29pm by plantfood

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Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

#2 - On 10/10/2011 at 7:30pm by maddylovesu

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