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Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
What a bitch whore. I hope she falls off here bike and gets small rocks stuck in her knee and cries.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014