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Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7076) - you deserved it (25075)

On 10/09/2011 at 7:28pm - love - by Slayer - Canada (Ontario)

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Well at least you were nice and CHILL

#5 - On 10/09/2011 at 9:03pm by glutgyoogle

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YDI for thinking 'hey baby' is suave.

#14 - On 10/09/2011 at 9:09pm by chosha

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