Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML

by Slayer / 10/09/2011 at 7:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

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  • YDI for thinking 'hey baby' is suave.

    #14 - On 10/09/2011 at 9:09pm by chosha

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  • Well at least you were nice and CHILL

    #5 - On 10/09/2011 at 9:03pm by glutgyoogle

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