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Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Happened to me before except she had a photo of me aswell so it was all good :)
I can only imagine the conversation you had with him.
Wha.. what is this?
-Urm. It's nothing. Give it back.
-GIVE IT BACK.
HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
Now every night, he's on his bed, in fetal position, rocking himself to sleep because he's mentally disorientated knowing that a creepy stalker is masturbating to his facebook profile picture.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014