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Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11340) - you deserved it (36233)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Emily S - Australia (Western Australia)

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Happened to me before except she had a photo of me aswell so it was all good :)

#1 - On 10/09/2011 at 6:16am by kaprookie

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I can only imagine the conversation you had with him.

Wha.. what is this?
-Urm. It's nothing. Give it back.
No.
-GIVE IT BACK.
HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

Now every night, he's on his bed, in fetal position, rocking himself to sleep because he's mentally disorientated knowing that a creepy stalker is masturbating to his facebook profile picture.

#17 - On 10/09/2011 at 7:11am by NoNotTheFace

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