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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25113) - you deserved it (2299)

On 10/08/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

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tell him to grow his dick to the size of ur ex ;)

#6 - On 10/09/2011 at 3:11am by Senior29

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Sounds like you're dating a bright individual.

#1 - On 10/09/2011 at 3:06am by Freeze

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