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Today, I finally found the courage to tell my drug addict husband that I'm leaving him. He sat in his chair, denying using drugs, ever. Right after he said this, he passed out and spilled hot coffee on himself. He then denied spilling the coffee. As I was leaving, he took all of my shoes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25377) - you deserved it (2573)

On 10/06/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by stacyyvonne - United States (Florida)

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It sounds like if you just leave, your husband won't even remember.

#6 - On 10/07/2011 at 3:00am by Jacobt24

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Good job for leaving that scumbag!

#2 - On 10/07/2011 at 2:58am by nerdness

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