Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27946) - you deserved it (10051)
On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
mando's life also sucksToday, at work, I refused a customer a refund because there was nothing wrong with the…
essay2 also deserved itToday, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between…
in all fairness, he WAS asleep...
#1 - On 10/06/2011 at 12:52pm by hobosapien081
See in context
+276 | 8
Awww he loves you too!
#2 - On 10/06/2011 at 12:53pm by alpaquette91
+112 | 9
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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