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Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22731) - you deserved it (1404)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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in all fairness, he WAS asleep...

#1 - On 10/06/2011 at 12:52pm by hobosapien081

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In fart-language, that means "I love you too".

#7 - On 10/06/2011 at 12:57pm by Doortje

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