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Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whisperd how handsome and gentle he lookd. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart.


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On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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in all fairness, he WAS asleep...

#1 - On 10/06/2011 at 12:52pm by hobosapien081

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Awww he loves you too!

#2 - On 10/06/2011 at 12:53pm by alpaquette91

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