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Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML


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On 10/04/2011 at 8:14pm - love - by Nickolas Neffster - United States (Tennessee)

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Get her something nice, she's angry.

Get her something shit or nothing, she's angry.

You can't win.

#3 - On 10/05/2011 at 2:38am by ollie179

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Bitches be crazy.

#2 - On 10/05/2011 at 2:37am by Antoine_Dodson

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