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Today, my younger cousin bought his girlfriend of 3 months a bunch of flowers. The only flower I've ever got from my boyfriend of 3 years is a plastic one he found on the floor in a bar. FML


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On 10/04/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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That sucks...But think of it this way, the plastic one won't die. :)

#2 - On 10/05/2011 at 2:35am by music87

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Flowers don't = love.

#9 - On 10/05/2011 at 2:47am by tsim

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