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Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27301) - you deserved it (3502)

On 10/04/2011 at 2:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

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Well, at least he didn't wipe it on Uranus.

#5 - On 10/04/2011 at 5:50pm by trollsemen

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At least he liked it.

#1 - On 10/04/2011 at 5:49pm by UnearthlyEnemy

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