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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9796) - you deserved it (27724)

On 10/04/2011 at 1:22am - love - by backtosquareone - Asia/Pacific Region

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Yikes. That's why you should break up with someone in private

#2 - On 10/04/2011 at 5:45am by alexiiiis09

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Operation make a scene in front of a crowd of people, to get girlfriend back, always works.

#10 - On 10/04/2011 at 5:56am by saIty

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