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Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20269) - you deserved it (6563)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:14pm - love - by bastard magnet - United States (California)

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Wise words.

#1 - On 10/02/2011 at 6:57pm by ThatLooksSticky

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So your dad basically said "Onto the next one"?

#7 - On 10/02/2011 at 6:58pm by fatalkiss

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